"10 UNWRITTEN RULES OF FRIENDSTER"

1. To the people who have like more than 500 friend's, are you serious? Nobody in this universe has that many friends...you're stupid. Go kill yourself.


2. If you're ugly stop acting like you don't know it. The captions under you picture that says "top model pose" doesn't convince anybody. at least you can work on your personality.

indeed, i agree. and I hate it when ugly people use Adobe Photoshop on their pictures to improve it, well if its of help. Nyahaha...


3. Don't ever post pictures and say "omg im so ugly" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. please put away the rod and reel cause your just fishin for compliments.

or better yet just end your life if you think you're ugly. nobody wants you on alive anyway...


4. Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hard with the keyboard...that's so sad. unless you actually physically beat someone with the keyboard. then thats ironically hilarious.

i have read cases of this in the friendster bulletin board where a gay was so mad at this person he used the message board to threat that 'person' with nonesense. its actually funny if you have been able to read it. anyway i deleted that gay from my friends so that no more flooding in the BB.

5. If all your pictures look the same...don't post them all! Please put some variety in your pics. Nobody wants to see your face 8 different ways. I don't care if its inverted, black and white, or faded out. a face is a face is a face

OMG, like i know somebody who does this. and for this girl its not just 8 variations of her face wearing the same outfit with the same backgroun but actually there were more than 20. could you imagine that?! oh that freaking bitch!!!

6. Who really gives a rats ass if I don't accept you as a friend...MOVE ON. Don't send me another request or message asking "what's up?" I don't want you as a friend or I just don't care, that's what's up!

true... true... well I have rejected a couple of people. and there were also times when i would add them first but delete after some time when i found out that they're into flooding the BB with there stupid posts or when i don't feel them at all. that's life, move on okay!!!

7. LITTLE 10, 11, 12, 13+ years old who have friendster and LOOK LIKE SLUTS, go somewhere else because NOBODY wants you here except petaphiles, and is that what you want. to be raped? no you don't so RUN RUN FAST!!

well this thing is more applicable to those in the US. teens in our country are not as liberated as teens in western countries. although of course there are still some, but their number is too small for us to even care about them. right?!

8. No one is really going to die in 6 days or have bad relationships for 5 years if they don't pass your bulletin on. so stop saying that!

i hate this mails or even BB posts about yahoo or friendster shutting down and oone has to pass it around so as to avoid losing his/her account. well i don't do them anyway so its really not a big deal for me. Maybe whats irritating is when I receive freaking messages asking me to do stupid things.

9. If you have decided to read this, You are a true Friendster Friend. Real friends read their bulletins.

not quite. I don't frequent the FBB but i know I am a true friend.

10. It serves to eliminate people who are desperately trying to add "friends" like it's a popularity contest in high school. Good riddance!

yeah the adding of friends thing has been a contest or something in my high school. well of course not from our class. but those in the 'must not be named' sections. let us spare them for their foolishness okay?!

another thing is that some create multiple accounts but have the same set of friends. like whats the use?! freako!!!